Funny/Silly Article Generator

"The zippy doctor defiantly flew because some professor anxiously breathed excluding a lovely author which, became a slimy, elegant fisherman. The idiotic professor wildly died because some policeman kindly slapped over a lovely painter which, became a vibrating, rough spider. The lazy dog gleefully hit because some surgeon powerfully killed into a fancy bus driver which, became a tripping, tripping scientist. The greedy farmer vivaciously killed because some duck inquisitively kicked upon a idiotic lion which, became a territorial, greedy hairdresser. The rough girl deftly slapped because some surgeon wildly ran considering a lazy cat which, became a vibrating, dumb teacher. The hot professor obediently dodged because some professor sharply drove concerning a zippy journalist which, became a rough, territorial spider. The hot chef kindly breathed because some farmer passionately ran across a dazzling photographer which, became a frisky, useless surgeon. The hot dentist obnoxiously rolled because some author coyly designed behind a lovely lecturer which, became a elegant, naked professor. The maniacal bus driver enormously breathed because some scorpion enormously hit excluding a tripping architect which, became a lazy, tripping fireman. The territorial old lady faithfully sliced because some hairdresser brightly dodged despite a professional chef which, became a beautiful, territorial lion. "